Kevin Sussman as Walter
Kevin Sussman Official Site - I grew up
in Staten Island, NY, the youngest of four boys. Staten Island, for the
uninitiated, boasts more mafia whackings per capita than any other region in the
US.* Though both of my parents were teachers, I was never great in school. I did
however win the science fair in sixth grade for my project “The Effects Of Gel
Electrophoresis On Turkey Blood Proteins.” Needless to say… I had help. My
brother Andy, a ridiculously exceptional student, worked at a private research
lab at the time. He also won the science fair that year. He cured cancer. No…
but, he was experimenting with cancer medications on mice – in high school! My
brothers Brian and Danny are probably best known for ghost writing most of the
songs on Billy Joel’s “Glass Houses.” At least that’s what they had me believe
until I was fourteen. They also taught me how to hip-check someone into a parked
car during roller hockey. Unfortunatley, I was more often the hip-check-ee.
I started my love affair with the theater in high school. I starred in a
sophomore production of “Once Upon A Mattress.” It was a musical, and I really
shined. And by shined, I mean sucked. But I loved it, especially being a part of
the drama club, and being around all those girls in tights. Of course, I too had
to wear tights, which made it difficult to stay cool with the guys on the
football team, but as I came to learn, if it’s a choice between hanging with the
football team or cute girls in tights, well…
I went to a year of college at CSI. The College of Staten Island, not the
forensics themed crime show on network TV. Not that the show isn't educational,
but to my knowledge CBS does not yet offer degrees to viewers. If they did, I
would already hold a doctorate in The Price Is Right. Anyway, other than doing
some college plays which I enjoyed (girls in tights) I don’t remember much,
aside from one odd incident… One day on my way to class I ran into my brother
Dan walking through the hall. I asked him what he was doing there, noticing he
had some text books under his arm. He told me he was on his way to class and
wanted to know what I was doing there. Somehow we were both enrolled in the same
school, without the other knowing. Okay, we didn’t hang out together all the
time, he was four years older (still is), but we lived together! It was weird!
Right? That is weird, isn’t it?
Around this time I became obsessed with movies from the seventies, particularly
those starring Dustin Hoffman, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, or Meryl Streep. The
list is actually longer, but we don’t have all day. I started watching films
like The Graduate, Dog Day Afternoon, Taxi Driver, and Kramer Vs. Kramer. That
list is way longer, but let’s move on. The incredible acting in those films blew
me away, and I began taking my own craft much more seriously. For one thing, I
started saying stuff like “craft.”
Enter, AADA. The American Academy of Dramatic Arts. I transferred out of CSI and
immersed myself in acting. I studied movement, voice, speech, fencing, girls in
tights, theater history, Shakespeare, and all those embarrassing relaxation
techniques like stretching your tongue over your head while reciting Proust. The
New York campus is actually a big beautiful mansion on Madison Avenue, which was
originally some kind of men’s club. I had a work study job down in the prop
pool, aptly named after its having been an actual in-ground pool in the
basement, which now housed gazillions of props. I once saw a cockroach down
there the size of F. Murray Abraham. Mabye it was F. Murray, but I’ll never
know. When I tried to squish him he ran into Blanche’s suitcase from “A
Streetcar Named Desire” and disappeared. AADA was a lot of fun, and I learned a
tremendous amount about the craft, but the thing I remember best is that it was
impossible to walk through the student lounge without someone giving you a back
rub. Ahhh. Acting school.
After graduation I auditioned to study under Uta Hagen, the renowned stage
actress and acting teacher, whose text book “Respect For Acting” was pretty much
the bible at AADA. I was accepted into her class, and the next four years were
the most enlightening and creatively gratifying of my life. I could go on at
length about Ms. Hagen’s genius, but there are many websites, books, articles,
etc. that already do this better than I ever could. Think Yoda for the acting
world. She passed away in 2004.
Cut to my day job at Jim Hanley’s Universe, NYC’s coolest underground comic book
store. Okay, it wasn’t all underground stuff; they carried Marvel and DC titles,
too, but for coolness’ sake, let’s stick with underground. As day jobs go, it
was pretty ideal. There was no food involved and no heavy lifting. Every once in
a while there’d be a signing for Stan Lee or some other comics icon, and fans
would line up around the block for a mint condition signed first edition
whatever-it-was. One time I accidentally got a piece of tape stuck on a kid’s
signed Spiderman comic, and he broke into a sweat and nearly passed out. These
were hard core fans. Many of them spoke fluent Klingon.
I was auditioning this whole time and finally landed my first professional role
as The Woodsman in a children’s theater production of “Little Red Riding Hood”
in the West Village. I didn’t recall a woodsman character in the fairy tale, but
it counted towards my Actor’s Equity card so I didn’t make waves. At the end of
every show the cast would come out and greet the kids in the audience. Sometimes
kids would ask for an autograph. It was my first taste of celebrity. Granted it
was a fan base that took naps after Sesame Street, but hey, you gotta start
somewhere, right?
Eventually I left the comic store in favor of a less fun, better paying job as a
corporate temp. Needless to say, this was somewhat of a dark age in my life. The
worst part about it was having to change out of my suit and tie into audition
clothes, invariably in some cramped public bathroom, my bare socks touching
public restroom germs while I tried to tie my shoes without letting the laces
fall into the toilet. Let’s move on.
At this point I was doing lots of off-off-off (to the tenth power of off)
Broadway plays, and had somehow managed to parlay the temp thing into a computer
consulting thing. I’ve always been good with technical stuff (I constructed this
website!) and was able to make twice as much mula writing Excel macros for
stressed out Wall Street traders while working less hours, which meant less time
protecting my socks from germs. One of the off-off-off…zzzz…off, off-Broadway
plays landed me a talent agent who started sending me on more high profile
auditions and…
Bam! I landed a lead role on a new sitcom for FOX! Sadly, it wasn’t picked up
for broadcast, but I made enough dough to pay off my student loan and it secured
me a place with the exclusive CED Talent Agency on Park Ave., which led to my
getting cast in a whole mess of TV commercials. I’ve been in over thirty
national commercials (the ones on my commercial reel on the video page of this
site are just a smidgeon of the commercial work I’ve done.) I was able to quit
my stressed-out-macro-writing-for-Wall-Street-traders job, and focus exclusively
on acting and auditioning. In 1999 I landed a role in Barry Levinson’s feature
film “Liberty Heights” and have been working in TV and film… well, I wouldn’t
say consistently, but working enough to keep my socks clean, ever since.
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